Scalping

[Mi'kmaq]

So...heh....yeah. Scalping pl0x? I want a collection of blue belly scalps.

[Josy_Wales]

I know pro Confederate guerrillas led by Bloody Bill Anderson were well known for decorating their saddles with the scalps of Union soldiers they had killed. "Little Arch" was the name of Andersons main scalper, if you can say it like that. They fought up in Missouri/Kansas territory for the most part and wasnt part of any army.

[Historical Player]

Scalping would take too long to do, but I like the idea. There could be a leaderboard to see who has the post scalps.

[Soulfly]

Really ? wow....that idea is..well i dont want to see such unnecessary things

[Mi'kmaq]

Really ? wow....that idea is..well i dont want to see such unnecessary things
*pulls out knife*
Seems Soulfly has something against our scalping idea. Looks like he needs a little off the top.

[Rithal]

XD Dear Lord....

[Historical Player]

*pulls out knife*
Seens Soulfly has something against our scalping idea. Looks like he needs a little off the top.
He need a lot off the top!

[Mi'kmaq]

When I go to the barber, I ask him to give me the 1700's New England settler.

[Rithal]

When I go to the barber, I ask him to give me the 1700's New England settler.

XD I had an ancestor who was a 1700s Middle Colonies settler. He was murdered by Natives.... and was probably scalped :P

[88thNY_InFaMY]

When I go to the barber, I ask him to give me the 1700's New England settler.

That is grim dude funny but grim.

[Josy_Wales]

The bowie knife was not as common in 1862 as it was at the battle of Manassas and the other battles of early 1861, but some Confederates still had it with them. With that monster it wouldn't take longer then some seconds if you knew how to, although I don't think scalping was very welcome in any of the regular armies. Ill stick with taking a yankee rifle as a trophy :)

[Mi'kmaq]

XD I had an ancestor who was a 1700s Middle Colonies settler. He was murdered by Natives.... and was probably scalped :P
Well heh, no joke, I had a native ancestor that raided white towns and scalped folks up in that area. I also had an ancestor that was scalped by Creek down in Georgia or Alabama.

[Rithal]

Well heh, no joke, I had a native ancestor that raided white towns and scalped folks up in that area. I also had an ancestor that was scalped by Creek down in Georgia or Alabama.

Maybe your ancestor scalped my ancestor.... O_o

[Mi'kmaq]

Maybe your ancestor scalped my ancestor.... O_o

That would be a story, now wouldn't it? You met a descendant of a man who scalped your ancestor. I think we should start a clan war and keep it going for a good 50 years. *Loads guns*

[MilitantMonkey]

Maybe your ancestor scalped my ancestor.... O_o

Ancestorception :eek:

[Rithal]

That would be a story, now wouldn't it? You met a descendant of a man who scalped your ancestor. I think we should start a clan war and keep it going for a good 50 years. *Loads guns*

*Loads guns* Hmmm, yes. This could indeed be very interesting. See you on the field of battle. *Loads more guns*

[Mi'kmaq]

Been scalpin wite folkz since 1526. Prepair 2 get rekked, boi. Devs pls add scalping.

[Szotu]

Rly? Its unnecessary in my opinion.

[Mi'kmaq]

Rly? Its unnecessary in my opinion.
As a Southerner, I find it necessary to be able to display my distaste of Union soldiers through scalping. Also, i hav 2 scalp dem blue bellies 4 dem scalps. But truthfully, I have no knowledge of scalping in the Maryland Campaign. Maybe the Catawba scalped Union soldiers, but I don't know.

[Historical Player]

Anyone ever been to the Scalps of America Museum in Georgia?

[Octavian360]

Rly? Its unnecessary in my opinion.

I agree, I think we need to focus on realistic and important suggestions - not miniscule gore.

[Rithal]

Anyone ever been to the Scalps of America Museum in Georgia?

It... Its sad that this being a thing doesn't surprise me..... and its also sad that it doesn't surprise me that its in Georgia.... XD

But seriously, I didn't think this thread was really a suggestion. I just thought it was a joke. Please no scalping.... (Don't do it!) :D :D :D

[Mi'kmaq]

it... Its sad that this being a thing doesn't surprise me..... And its also sad that it doesn't surprise me that its in georgia.... Xd

but seriously, i didn't think this thread was really a suggestion. I just thought it was a joke. Please no scalping.... (don't do it!) :d :d :d
rithal is against our glorious plan! We must act now! Devs please add scalping!

[PurplePanda]

I don't think I'd want to see scalping.. yucky mom

[Mi'kmaq]

I don't think I'd want to see scalping.. yucky mom
I mean come on, it's just like skinning an animal, except, well ya know, it's not an animal.

[Macca]

Really ? wow....that idea is..well i dont want to see such unnecessary things

Summed up my opinion for me.

[Bravescot]

I just don't think there is a place for scalping in WoRs

[Mi'kmaq]

I just don't think there is a place for scalping in WoRs

*Looks at Devs*
*Looks at Bravescot*
*Devs turn away*
*Bravescot falls to the ground, the barber has taken his cut*
*Devs turn around in horror*
*Walks away in silence with a slab of Scottish hide in my hand*
*Devs watch in horror as I nail the slab to a tree*
*Stares at devs*

[Rithal]

*Looks at Devs*
*Looks at Bravescot*
*Devs turn away*
*Bravescot falls to the ground, the barber has taken his cut*
*Devs turn around in horror*
*Walks away in silence with a slab of Scottish hide in my hand*
*Devs watch in horror as I nail the slab to a tree*
*Stares at devs*

RIP Bravescot...

[TrustyJam]

No scalping.

- Trusty

[Rithal]

No scalping.

- Trusty

Thankyou <3

[Bravescot]

*Looks at Devs*
*Looks at Bravescot*
*Devs turn away*
*Bravescot falls to the ground, the barber has taken his cut*
*Devs turn around in horror*
*Walks away in silence with a slab of Scottish hide in my hand*
*Devs watch in horror as I nail the slab to a tree*
*Stares at devs*

Guess you could say I made a rather BALD move

[Mi'kmaq]

No scalping.

- Trusty
;-; y u do dis, trusty.

[Historical Player]

No scalping.

- Trusty

Trust's head shall be the first scalped!

[Bravescot]

Come now guys no point in splitting hairs over this.

[Mi'kmaq]

Come now guys no point in splitting hairs over this.

......just why

[Jeremiah O'Brien]

Seems like we've gotten into a rather hairy situation here

[Mi'kmaq]

Seems like we've gotten into a rather hairy situation here
You keep your mouth shut, O'Brien! We'll get to you after we take care of Trusty!

[Rithal]

......just why

Because scalping has no place in a Civil War game. :/

[Mi'kmaq]

Because scalping has no place in a Civil War game. :/
Read Bravescot's posts. Horrid jokes ;-; just horrid jokes

[Rithal]

Read Bravescot's posts. Horrid jokes ;-; just horrid jokes

Oh yes I see. *looks at Bravescot* Terrible attempt at humor. Definitely cringe worthy XDDD

[Bravescot]

Oh yes I see. *looks at Bravescot* Terrible attempt at humor. Definitely cringe worthy XDDD

We really need to root out the problem

[Mi'kmaq]

We really need to root out the problem
I'm done! xD

[Bravescot]

I'm done! xD

I'd rather knot get all tied up in this thread

[Mi'kmaq]

I'd rather knot get all tied up in this thread
*Pulls out steak knife* Ok, Scotty, time to stop.

[Bravescot]

*Pulls out steak knife* Ok, Scotty, time to stop.

We'd better cut this short

[McClellan]

The idiocy of this entine thread is through the roof haha

[Bravescot]

The idiocy of this entine thread is through the roof haha

Mate any logic was gone as soon as I begun my puns

[Rithal]

Mate any logic was gone as soon as I begun my puns

This ^

I was surprised to find that there are that many puns that pertain to scalping XD

[Mi'kmaq]

You guys need to cut it out :^)

[Bravescot]

You guys need to cut it out :^)

I braid to god that this wouldn't turn into a punfest.