LaBelle
02-26-2020, 12:56 PM
My fellow Americans,
It has been my honor to (lmao) "represent" you on the field of battle and in the social atmosphere. Recently however, it has come to my attention that some of you took this Presidency literally, thinking that it was somehow real. That I was actually claiming to be the CSAs leader. While that is pretty funny, I think the joke has run its course and it's time for it to end.
Also the sex scandel with Paioletti, but I can assure you that nothing happened between us. I did not have sexual relations with that man.
So this is a "formal resignation." The Presidency is over.
Good night, and God bless the Confederate States.
It has been my honor to (lmao) "represent" you on the field of battle and in the social atmosphere. Recently however, it has come to my attention that some of you took this Presidency literally, thinking that it was somehow real. That I was actually claiming to be the CSAs leader. While that is pretty funny, I think the joke has run its course and it's time for it to end.
Also the sex scandel with Paioletti, but I can assure you that nothing happened between us. I did not have sexual relations with that man.
So this is a "formal resignation." The Presidency is over.
Good night, and God bless the Confederate States.